The Washboards
If you have a chance, go back to the emails that were sent years ago. You know… the ones before Dale and Bob and Matt made the CYA the entire point. The Board and the District just had a very different feel back when we were neighbors and neighborly. Before everything became a secret.
Anyway, this is the email we just got. Granted, it could be worse.

If you have an interest in anything to do with the road district, feel free to contact the Apple Dumpling Gang.
If you want to know what is actually happening, and not the spin, or outright lie… feel free to comment here.